2008
Henio pronounces “Nektarynki”. Civilization enters its final golden age.
Department of Eternal Discounts presents
Rest in pixels, Henio
2008–2014 · Expert · Visionary · Round
Gone shopping
“He wore the glasses so we could see the value. He pointed upward because the prices could only go down.”
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2010
His glasses become larger than the Polish retail sector. Economists remain silent.
2012
Scientists confirm that every nectarine now contains 12% more nostalgia.
2014
Henio leaves the terrestrial retail plane. The nation lowers its shopping baskets.